No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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