you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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