I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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