So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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