i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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