my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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