You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
