what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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