Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(856): View more from New Jersey

i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear

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(205): View more from Alabama

Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut

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(785): View more from Kansas

it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..

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(443): View more from Maryland

I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!

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(613): View more from Ontario

Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.

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