I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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