It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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