This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
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I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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