I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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