i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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