We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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