I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
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great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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