I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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