all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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