youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
operation have a gay friend backfired
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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