Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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