shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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