woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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