My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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