in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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