yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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