Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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