just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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