Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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