12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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