I will die if light touches me.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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