She said her name was "party"
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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