doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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