week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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