I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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