North Korea, Best Korea!
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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