NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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