Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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