Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
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Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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