Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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