I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
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you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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