you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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