i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
why is half of my head shaved?
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