It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Randomize
