North Korea, Best Korea!
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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