So drunk its hurt
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
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Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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