he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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