So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
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For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.