What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I think people are normalizing furries
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
