There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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