Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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