girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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