yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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