There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Do plants get herpes?
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