As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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